I’m not even 23
but I’m tired of life. Not as in “I’m tired of being alive” just that I’m tired of what reality truly is.
I don’t think your spirits are supposed to be crushed so early.
for my birthday, i think it’d be pretty rad if someone got me some great marijuana and a movie.
that would be so tits.
I might be able to arrange that. Or at least the marijuana part.
WHY CAN’T I GROW A BEARD?!? FUCK.
For those of us who can’t grow a beard the lowly goatee remains.
Anonymous asked: them face tats real?
That grammar good?
My favorite part of this is where you have pictures without the “face tats” on the next page.
So, Amanda and I are sitting here, watching The Santa Clause and drinking wine. We ordered and pizza and I answered the door..well..long story short, the pizza guy called me 3 times after he left and used the most ridiculous story to ask me out on a date…and offer me cheap pizza.
…WHAT?!
The world has turned upside down. Amanda said this would happen.
Not.gonna.happen
Because like I said, any guy would be a fool to not want you.
I mean,
we are the folks who used to ship wine around the world for years at a time in order to better “age” it.
the extravagance of our waste is nothing new. what we can personally choose to do about it, is.
Well for starters, we can not buy this shit.
i see one thing from you on tumblr and i instantly get bummed out
i don’t even know why; according to you we were “ill-defined” anyway. granted, you’re the one who said that we were also a “thing”…hmmm..
but seriously. i see one thing from you and i get super depressed. what the fuck, emotions?
Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.
Anonymous asked: I’ll be barney, you be robin?
…….really?
How about I’ll be Marshall and you be Lilly. I love those two.
it’s a cute pick up line…
but really? REEEEEAAAALLLLLLYYY?
c’mon.
I mean, yeah. And I think my love for Lily and Marshal might have more to do with the actors that play the roles. <3 Alyson Hannigan